too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

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mrs me too

Everything you say someone come back is me too

Me: Im going to get my hair done.
Mrs Me Too: Yea me too.

Me: I want to go out to eat.
Mrs Me Too : Me too.

Me: I need a mall run.

Follower: I was just saying the same thing.

Me: To who cause i didn't hear. Mrs. Me Too : I was thinking it..

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Too fucking hot

When someone is so hot you can't even find better words.

My husband is too fucking hot, I can't!

bit too strawberry

Girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, Skyping lesbians, and Iranian cock up to and including Ahmedinejad. Generally an all-round thundercunt.

"I don't like Miranda... shes a bit too strawberry"

Ted:"10/10 would bang that chick."
Frank:"Nah mate, only a 7, she's a bit too strawberry."

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

Too MF Playa

“Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.”

Jake Morris is too mf playa! His drip is outta this world!

Too much floof

Doesn’t exist!

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!