"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
Tristan is that one tall, hot red head in a trench coat. He acts tough but he has a soft spot for that one girl with the soft skin and rosy cheeks who is actually a total bad ass, which he admires. Only his best bud can identify the look on his face when he's smitten. He has a little sibling who he'd die for, and he loves all his friends. He's loyal, charming and just so easy to fall in love with. Once you meet him, you'll never be able to get him off your mind. If you've met a Tristan, do not lose him. And for the love of God treat him well, he's been through enough!
Alec: You seem happy, what happened?
Jack: I've just been out drinking with Tristan
Alec: That Tristan sure is something
=God
Tristan = our lord and savior the one and only God
Tristan..he’s in a fucking washing machine
Tristan have very very very very very vErY large balls
Tristan is very gay
The biggest Weeb, Train and Computer enthusiast, worst student, most annoying and hiding characteristics all at the same time.
Girl 1:Have you heard about Tristan?
Girl 2: Yeah… he’s kinda weird not going to lie.
Amazing person that has big boobs and is very sexy.
Wow! That tristan is really thick!