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A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.
Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is JACKT-UPED!! Yoo shou see all dem puddles and mud!
a physical fight between two or more people
We are very close friends but we've had a dust-up or two. We always have a few beers afterwards!
To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.
When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.
P1: Oh did you get your new guitar
P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature
Used to describe/question an unfavourable outcome. Similar in use to horseshit.
Commonly used in Australian conversation.
Similar but not the same as G'd up, Geed up
Example 1
Boss: "We haven't hit our profit targets for this quarter. Unfortunately I am left with two options. Either accept a pay cut or, you're fired!"
Employee: "Is this a G up?"
Example 2
"I have been waiting all day for my dildo to arrive in the mail and have just been told it will arrive in another 3 days. What a fuckin G up."
Bermudian slang for getting a girl pregnant.
You did not go and get that girl child up did you bye?
Same expression as "Wrap it before you tap it"
John: Hey bro, she looks mighty fine!
Adam: Yeah but she might have STD's.
John: Just Tarp Up before you go in ;)