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n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
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1. What happens when you sit on a Milk Crate for extended periouds of time.
Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
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A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina
Blue waffles taste good with extra syrup
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A crappy diner where you can buy food or meth at 3 a.m.
John: Take me to the hospital, i just got stabbed outside the waffle house!
Scott: that sucks dude.
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A group of Ravers, Emos, and/or "Goths" who travel to their neighborhood Waffle House from 10:13 p.m. to 3:59 a.m.
Groups are normally 3-7 people.
I couldn't sleep last night, so I called up some buddies to hang. The next thing I know, we turned into total Waffle Goths.
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When engaged in sexual activity, the male pulls out a tennis racquet and smacks the female's vagina with it, causing the vagina to resemble a waffle. A waffle taco is only complete after the male yells "Waffle Taco!!"
Dude, I was totally nailing this girl last night and she was begging me to give her a waffle taco! It's the first time I've used my tennis racquet since I was on the high school team.
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Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.
The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*
Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!
Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
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