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As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.
He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.
Jerking off with a condom on
Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room
A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.
I took a ballistic wank this morning.
A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..
John: yeah I know.
Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought
"Matt! Why are you passive wanking?! We're trying to do surgery here!"
A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion
Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.