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where a female’s boobs are perky and toned
stacy : my boobs look good
emma: i want mine to sit like that
It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.
Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer
When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!
Me nethier but you gotta do what you gotta do
Person1: i dont want to write anything
Person2: me neither
code for a way of saying “i wanna die”
ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.
When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.
Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.
Sarah: No, I don't!
Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.
Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.
Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.
Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!
Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!
Sarah: ...
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When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.
Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one
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