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washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 5, 2015

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Ass Wash

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

by ElephantLitter October 7, 2014

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Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014

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Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.

Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up

by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020

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Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher February 27, 2011

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pean wash

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.

I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.

by mypeanisclean September 3, 2009

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posh wash

Blow Job

When a penis is cleaned by ones mouth

Hard day at word, give us a posh wash love

by crazylion April 28, 2014

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