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When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey
Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo
Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
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When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.
*sigh*"oof I be winded..."
When a man lays a woman on the bed on all 4's and uses a dental device that is often used to stretch open someone's mouth for dental operations, to stretch out the female or males anal cavity to a width wide enough to fit a bong. From there the man then packs a bowl of that afghan grass and puts it into the bong and lights it, the man will then proceed to take hits from the bong. Sometimes this can also be called wind swapping or ass gassing. This sometimes can also flavour the smoke with the scent or taste of the receivers anal cavity.
"Hey Dad!"
"Yea Nathan?"
"Wanna try a Wisconsin wind tunnel tonight with my new kush?"
"Sure bud!"
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