box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.

wines and gines

An exchange in which a group of girls gets so drunk on wine whilst simultaneously exchanging foul vagina themed paraphernalia

I got drunk off iced Pinot noir and opened a pair of crotchless panties and a vibrator at this years wines and gines party!

Cali-Wine

The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.

I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.

cali wine

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.

Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!

Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.

Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"