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When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.
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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.
On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude
Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum
Person 2: Eww no
Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*
The whole nauseating stupid-a** "Snowe-job" performance of da infamous arrogant/belligerent "lady of steel" former-congresswoman from Maine.
Representative Snowe initially claimed to be "all for the little guy" when she first showed up on the political scene back in the '70's, but she soon "showed her true colors" in a total opposite direction --- she always seemed to be opposed to any and all efforts that would actually assist/benefit John Q. Public, while supporting everything profitable but damaging to environment and health --- lobbying/voting against truly-helpful proposals/initiatives, habitually ignoring letters and phone calls from citizens, being "pro-nuke" and "pro-megabiz" all the way, and so on --- what a big bunch of Winter Olympiacs!
WERE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES
me; have you heard the song a winters ball?
you: THE LADIES
Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months
"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much