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Chillin wit the negros

To smoke weed with friends

I cant speak now dad I'm chillin wit the Negros

by dirtyfingers23 April 4, 2018


witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior

witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no

by gdgdhshd January 13, 2024


playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 23, 2019


Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.

Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you

by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023


Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022


Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies

“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”

by TightPussyMan96024 January 10, 2021


atheist witness

a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)

"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"

"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"

by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013