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a person who wants his friends Gamertag just so he can use their games and their gold membership because they're to lazy to pay for things on their own. (they also tend to give nothing in return and don't care whether or not the other person wants them on their account.)
Don't give him your gamertag, he's an Xbox Fuckboy who just wants your games.
September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.
Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”
As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
Someone you know in real life that because you play so much Xbox with them you do not know how to have fun or act normal with IRL
I play so much Xbox with Hunter he's been downgraded to my Xbox buddy
Light-hearted, playful or otherwise insincere jokes that mock or tease others in online video games. They are explicitly non-threatening and free from violence.
'I'm not a violent person, I've never wanted to hurt anyone over video games, granted I may have said stuff but that's like.. xbox speak'
'Your mommas fat'
'*insert* *insert* I built this fire and fucked your mother beside it'
stinky people that are known on the box
bro uyoj says hes the knownest in xbox com but i know he hasn't took a shower in years LOL
When you are browsing or playing on an Xbox, you are Xboxing.
Guy 1: Hello brother, let us play on the wonderful 5th generation console released by PlayStation in 2020.
Guy 2: Bro, I'm Xboxing