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Make shift dildo when playing call of duty
“God damn im horny lemme play with my Xbox controller”
As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
Boy, do you actually not know what those rings mean? If there’s 3 of them we’ll say goodbye to it.
There’s rings on Xbox 360 !
Well sorry, it’s done for.
Someone you know in real life that because you play so much Xbox with them you do not know how to have fun or act normal with IRL
I play so much Xbox with Hunter he's been downgraded to my Xbox buddy
When you want to ask someone out over the Xbox but you question the gender of the Opposing player
Hey zombiehun7er200 Tupac Xbox?
A gaming console made by Microsoft the Xbox 360 is now considered old due to the release of the Xbox one also made by Microsoft.
I still own a Xbox 360 but I do want to buy a Xbox one .
A machine made by microsoft before the xbox one. Can't do much without xbox live.
Me: oh my gosh dude is that an xbox 360
dude: yeah don't have enough for an xbox one. dude this thing sucks.