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A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.
Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!
Yard rage
A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.
When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready
Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now
Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT
Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers
My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off
A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.
Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.