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To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
word made up by dumb ass named Sandra
well plug in your ear jack phone
Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"
Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.
Is that Christopher-Jack over there?
The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.
“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”