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Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?
when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.
"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"
he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned
When your high and want to blow someone.
Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?
Penis muchies
"Adjective"
"when a woman wants to be sexualy stimulated by the a male penis more often then usual"
Staci: geez Stephanie I need to find a guy and fuck him tonight.
Stephanie: girl shut your penis munchies haven ass up.
Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.
It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.