because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here
your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of
a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have
Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!
Look at my penis.
It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”
If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.
An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.
When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.
The sexual organ ment to excrete urine and release sperm in the form of cum.
Person 1: I have a small Penis
Person 2: cool.
An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.
Jeremy has a very short penis