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When said person does something that seems out of character, in a random, and expected fashion, and to the public eye there is no obvious motive to said actions, so it seems like something out of the blue.
“Hey, did you see Kandi Burs parodied the Kylie Jenner cameo in the WAP music video?”
*laughs
“Omg Kandi just be doing stuff”
A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*
"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"
"um no?"
"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do
When ur edgy af and put coal around your eyes instead of eyeliner.
To do a Tanzie: “My liner’s empty and I didn’t have time to buy a new one, so I just put fuckin’ coal around my eyes instead”
Dieing from a stupid act on Destiny
BA: dies from shooting rocket launcher to close to himself"im doing a Kilo"
girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!