A racist way to say friend (mainly) in a mocking way to someone of usually (South Asian descent)
You are very friending indeed Sir!
girls that u thought were ur friends but they wont even go wit u to the next disco
i have some cunts of friends alright
Something impossible; the act of conversationing till you reach the unknown point of “friends”
Mom leave me alone I wanna be famous.
Ok just as long as you are making friends.
A day where you give somebody money because why not usually occurs everyday
“If he can’t break bread he fake”
“National give your friend money day”
The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.
Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.
People who are together but not officially and are friends
I’m his bae-friend