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The first line of 'The hat fic'
when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life
Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏，女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)
The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.
When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)
Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?
Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?
or
Person 1: Why am I still single?
Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.
November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.
National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!
>:3
Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!
Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car
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term that was itended to cause people do the snake bite dance originated at boys wreck by marshall and drew. made popular by none other than myself by saying it at random times. most thought it had a sexual preference but it clearly dosent. it was stolen and made into a profitable money making slogan by one certian person that knows who he is. became extremely popular and my best hopes are that it has finally died.
D.A.:"hey buddy you get that snake off your leg"
Lanham:"its just a garter snake"
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A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.
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A phrase used by non-believing friends.
Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"
porkchop sandwiches
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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