I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.
when a male keeps,,,yk,,,,nutting in yo mouth continuously
Person 1: omg person 2 srsly has a thing for consecutive nuts! person 2 start creaming bc they think consecutive nutting is hot.
person 2: insert flushed emoji here
The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.
"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"
An anime loving boy, who tends to be very smart but you wouldn't know by interacting regularly. Is very amazing boy and always ready to love you.
Addison- So how's your new boyfriend?
Isabelle- Hes a typical ka-nut-sack
Addison- Oh that's amazing
Isabelle- Yea, I love him
When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.
Oh no I just nut titty all over me.
someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny