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Doing a Jessie

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.

Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!

by MeLukas December 25, 2022


Ape Dos Mil

Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know

Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know

I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.

You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know

It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke

How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?

Ape Dos Mil

by Death Menace May 11, 2023

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Do the day

Make love to the day.

It’s so beautiful outside! I’m going to do the day!

by Chris is cool August 13, 2021


DO THE DAY

A phrase used to encourage yourself and others. It implies you should penetrate the entire day with your essence. Often followed by #DTD

Chris: “DO THE DAY”
Stella: “what?”
Chris: “DO THE DAY, it’s a cool catchphrase to encourage yourself and others to penetrate the entire day with your essence
Stella: “oh”
Chris: “#DTD

by Chris is cool July 26, 2021


Do the Day

Slogan of encouragement to have a great day.

What are you up to today?

I’m going to do the day… hard!

DO THE DAY!

by Chris is cool July 28, 2021


DO THE DAY

An encouraging slogan to lift the spirits of yourself and others. Should be said or typed as loudly as possible.

Stella: wut u doing this morning?

Chris: DO THE DAY!

Stella: specifically though? What r your plans?

Chris: DO THE DAY…. HARD!

Stella: wut?

by Chris is cool July 30, 2021


DO THE DAY

Social media catchphrase. Usually used to encourage others to have the best day possible. Must be typed in all caps.

I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll sleep in

Don’t sleep in DO THE DAY!

You’re right. I’m going to go skateboarding.

by Chris is cool August 14, 2021