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When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.
A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.
Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.
nifty the r6 teamkiller
oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt
When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.
I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)
Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound
Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.
A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar