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monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !

OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.

by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina February 26, 2011


Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022


Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 11, 2024


Sus Monkey

An Ugly Mother Fucker

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch

by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022


to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 3, 2015


to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015


monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 19, 2014