similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass
“ that game is so monkey penis “
Noun; a weird way to speaks about a dick pic.
Hay babe can I get a sexy hot penis nude?
This word is a weird way to say dick pic
Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?
A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!
Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people
Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”
when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"