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When you need to leave to make nachos
Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett
A common way or another way or saying do or die.
The chips are stacked against me, I'm either going to do or be done.
When going to the toilet you’re either going for a Dyno(wee) or Dyno Rod (log) Poo. In reference to the drain company Dyno-Rod
Ash has gone to the toilet doing a Dyno/Dyno rod
"To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale". History points to a fellow, who sold a non-working laptop to another, after repeated attempts by 'victim' to receive recompense, said victim removes hard-drive from laptop, and posts very (ahem) private information about the ahhh..."victimizer". See entry for "Ownage".
I see Tibetan-Monkhood in some poor souls' future.
"The dude ripped me off so I had to do an "Amir" on 'em"
the action of not doing something, but this way it sounds more like you really mean it
Barry: "hey Jeff what if we went and blew up a preschool"
Jeff: "yeah... could you like, do that but not"
Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.
Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)