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Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

by Hym Iam July 02, 2022


Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.

Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.

by Hym Iam September 28, 2020


Friend

It has end in it for a reason.

Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.

by May 04, 2022


Friends

who? I don't have friends

A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.

by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021


Friends

Something I don’t have and never will

Me: Hey! Wanna be friends
Them: Ew no you ugly fat rat

by LONELYBRAT February 26, 2021


Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.

My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4

by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 05, 2019


friend

someone who cares

she's a good friend he says

by coolgutjuticefree333 July 26, 2022