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when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"
"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."
"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"
click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.
Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.
That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.
A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel