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walk a very long distance
I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.
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The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
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Getting beyond hammered with your friends blasting awesome music
"Hey what are you doing?"
"ROCKIN MY FACE OFF!"
"YEAAA ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!"
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To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
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like saying "you gatta be kidding me"
Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off
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Andrew told the girls that were bugging him for cell phone pictures, "Hop off the main Dang!" You are worse than the paparazzi!
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A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
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