When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

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Shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly

Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.

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tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

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One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

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