Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

Occasional friend

A friend you chat up with occasionally

I would like you to meet my occasional friend , Peter .

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.

Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun

A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.

Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.