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BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.
No, cuddle friends do not exist.
When an ugly person uses pictures with their hot friends on a dating app.
“No, you actually matched with the short redhead on the left, he was friend baiting you.”
May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.
"Hey why did you send that embarrassing photo online?"
"Because it's embarrassing friend day!!"
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.