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when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
when the penis contacts with the table
Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?
A Tesla Cybertruck.
In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna
When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.
The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.
One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis
The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is
Me: Penis
Him: Damn, nice block
Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.