Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."
"He drove to Spain"
"DON'T TALK SHIT"
when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's
I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay
Amazing role model who is never wrong.
Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"
Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?
Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.
When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.
Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.