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Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.
“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.
Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask
Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney
I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what
Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*
when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are
it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy
When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”
“She wore them to work”
“I know like hell she didn’t”