Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

Whaddrddrddrdd I do?

What did I do?

Whaddrddrddrdd I do man, whaddrddrddrdd I do?

ho do you need that???

used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.

Girl A: 'You look crazy as fuck in that outfit lmfao...'
Girl B: 'Ho do you need that???'

do me

Screw me over

Man, I'll lend you this money so we can come up. Just don't do me.

Doing a bamber

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un

Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.

Do a rhidian

To lick; bite ; kiss ; molest someone whilst under the influence of a montage of alcoholic beverages.

..look at that bird over there, she's just asking for me to "do a rhidian" on her.

do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?