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receiving the gayest sex in the world
I was up at 1am going barnacles
Holding your pee to the point where it becomes painful so that you don't have to leave a position where someone you're on a date with has just made a move. Alternately, doing this during a new fling during "Netflix and Chill". But then the "going over" is pissing your pants.
Oh man the date was going great but then she started going over niagara falls and it was awkward.
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
to become belligerent and irritable in the face of petty authoritarianism, pedantic administration and officious gatekeeping
Security: "I'm afraid you're not allowed to remove your alcoholic beverage in a plastic tumbler from the venue"
Event attendee: "oh shut up you silly little person"
Security: "Assistance required - this one's about to go full-Clare!"
to spit voluminously
Why did you gos on that political poster? 'Because I hate that man!'