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A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.
Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.
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Gimme my change, change monkey!
When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?
A expression to show general joy.
Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!
A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...