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Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 24, 2024


Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom

Thanks for you help, your a great friend

by EatTheBones October 23, 2020


Friend

A person you can trust. A person that cares about you.

John is my friend.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020


Friend

Someone you can take food from without them getting mad.

James ate his friend Arthur's lunch.

by Swagguru111 November 20, 2016


Friends

What you don't have and what you wish you had

Jake Paul:Hey Jack dam you got friends
Jack: Yeah *gets gun*
Jake Paul: what you gunna use that for?
Jack: My friends ):

by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 13, 2018


Friends

Fuck it ya I wear drag Queen make up im not a hoe lots of guys like me you can keep or have him blah blah blah I know I have made true friend on my mission to succeed im not a patient person but those who have been there for me I won't ever forget you. I never had to fight for your love or our friendship and that irreparable to me.life about being respected as a good person giveing everything you can to the people that are important to you .

I love my friends you helped me fight a war. Killed my insecurities and showed me that i am a special person and that im not alone.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 18, 2019


Friend

A person who should be there for you, not drop you for a reason you can’t control

Don’t get your hopes up, those kids are fake “friends”

by Whyamhere? May 30, 2021