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When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack
Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.
Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
Similar to good morning ect but if your talking to multiple people from different time zones
The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.
After masturbating I can sometimes have smart boy time.
A response you give to suggest that someone should resort to homosexuality. "go gay"
Jack: Man my girl cheated on me for the 4th time bro. I'm so sick of women
Mario: It's time for men.
Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”