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Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
A woman that always will do any thing for her to get plowed and drink the juice
Stephanie, your such a fucking milk monkey you cum sucking slut
Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.
Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.
Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!
When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."
Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?