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When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil
Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil
Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
Induce vomiting with two fingers in the throat.
Guy: After every meal, all models are making a two finger combination to stay in a skinny shape
The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.
John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”
Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.
Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.
when you snort ketamine out of one’s foreskin. usually done by getting a line or two of ket and sticking it in the foreskin. one’s nose could get stuck in the foreskin if a vacuum seal is made when sucking with the nostril.
“holy fuck i was taiwanese finger trapped for half an hour before you came with the lube!”
Sexual intercourse with the flanges.
"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."