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JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled β€œBasic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet March 30, 2011

34πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger

A burger that comes with creme fraiche

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

52πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

by Youn K March 21, 2016

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


With Six, you get Egg Roll

The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"-
Can, also, be used in political speeches to add needed cryptic tone and confusion.

Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Roll"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..

Politician on stump- "I believe that the the immigration policy in America needs to changed, because IF WE DO NOT.. THEN With Six you get Egg Roll.. AND THAT CAN NOT BE ALLOWED.. Thank you!!

by Dave70 April 23, 2006

12πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


bRuH GeT ClaPpPeD NeRdDdDdDDd HahaAhAHaHaHaHaHaaHa

so basically how did u find this. and how did u type this long. either your just bored and searched it on urbandictionary.com none knows why it exists; perhaps no one knows why I exist, my mom exists, ur mom exists, or ANYONE EXISTS IF tHEY GET THERE CHEEKS CLAPPED

anyways getting yourself clapped basically means 2 things

u got clapped

and you lost in a game.

Timmy: bRuH GeT ClaPpPeD NeRdDdDdDDd HahaAhAHaHaHaHaHaaHa

You: timmy ur so cringe, e-girls would say your cringe and NOT DATE YOU, youll never find a girl, youll die alone, the world will explode, why would you do this bruh, YOU ARE CRINGER THAN FORTNITE, ROBLOX, AND EVERY SINGLE CRINGE THING IN THIS STUPID WORLD COMBINED, EVERYONE HATES YOU, YOULL DIE OF CANCER, YOULL BE POOR, SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR ETERNITY!!111!!111!!!!!1 good fight though

by areallyweirdguy November 28, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

When it’s 14 mins away from leaving somewhere and you just wanna get the fuck out

Bitch I got get-the-fuck-outta-here-itis

by Offioffy March 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I Just Can’t Get Enough

When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I Just Can’t Get Enough, I Just Can’t Get Enough

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž