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when you have annoying ass friends and they don't know how to stfu
friend 1: actually its said...
friend 2: go to hell honestly
To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
The act of being completely smashed and making racist remarks towards Jewish people to authorities in hopes to get away with something you did.
Driver: Aw shit, I'm getting pulled over I can't get another DUI!
Passenger: Going Mel Gibson is a last resort, he may go for it, but try you were in a hurry first
all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".
Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?
Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".
Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.
Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!
When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.
Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?