Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.
“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.
Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask
Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney
I meant to say that. Goddamn it.
Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."
That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what
Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*
When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus