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That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

by Thatisonefriend January 28, 2022


That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 2, 2023


National harass your discord friend day

On January 11 people get to harass there discord friends without being threatened or blocked

National harass your discord friend day:
@insertname#1234

@insertname#1234

@insertname#1234

by Clash is gay January 11, 2021


National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023


Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim September 1, 2021


Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol March 14, 2018


fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.

Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea

by Stdclanjsp November 20, 2022