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Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.
Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!
A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
When u have insecurity towards your dick size
Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat
The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world
I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis
Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet
Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis