Usually stoned and Dosent clue what going on
Someone:hello
Jack: No response
Someone : hello big letters
Jack:no response
I miss Jack I’m sorry for all the hurtful things I said to you and I’m sorry for hurting your feelings. I love you koala bear please talk to me.
he has a small penis and no personality and will cheat on u. Sorry queen
Hey did u see jack the other day
Oh yeah he has a small penis
jack has a massive cock. if he likes you feel special because he doesn’t fall for many girls. he is funny and caring and will give you the world. he will treat you like a whore in the bed and a queen in public. will always make you scream and cum in seconds
she’s going out with jack? fair enough he’s amazing
loves to torture people with his big penis (12 inch), fucked your mum last night, boys are jealous because hes one of the only boys that have female interaction, needs floppa cube or mum gets fucked until pass out (50 rounds minimum)
manmeet: WHO TF FUCKED MY MUM????????????????????
jack: ME 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
An absolute jack-ass (Pun, partially intended) who hates people and will slap the shit outta you if you push him far enough
John: Hey, did you hear what Jack did?
Mary: Yeah, he beat the shit outta Daniel, he's such a fucking Jack-ass
Jack. The friend you’ve always been looking for. He never gets in trouble he never fails a test or November. He loves helping other people. He loves watching MR.beast, pewdiepie, and JEB25 on YouTube. All the girls love him and he makes great music. If you are a girl you should date Jack. If you are a guy you shouldn’t date Jack but always listen to everything he says so maybe one day you can tell your grandchildren about the story of the coolest man alive.
Starkill385 on youtube.
Son let me tell you about Jack the man that saved the world,