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Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.
Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.
Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.
Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."
Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
something you call someone you're mad at in elementarty school.
A but plug, as in something to plug up your put to prevent farting/pooping/peeing and any other functions that may come out of your butt.
shut up you furry butt plug!
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The fastest way to end an arguement in relationship. When you as the man are losing the arguement, or when your girl is nagging you, drop the pee bomb on her. This will for sure make her shut up. Bonus effect happens if you can say it in front of family, her parents, friends, or loud enough for your neighbors to hear. Speachless effect guaranteed. Also guaranteed is the lack of any action that night or for some time from said pee girl.
Girl- Well you forgot my birthday, blah blah blah blah. And then you blah blah blah.
Guy 1- What the fuck am i gunna do now, she won't shut the hell up
Guy 2- Dude didnt you pee in her butt once?
Guy 1- Oh yeah, she's a dirty bitch.
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adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.
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A pizza joint, spun-off from PIzza Hut that serves all you can eat pizza and beer.
I eat every meal at Pizza Butt n’ Gut, it’s definitely a lifestyle choice and my body’s the ultimate billboard!
Nice way to say you are a pain in the butt/ass.
Teen says" I am such a princess . You say "Why yes, yes you are a princess,a princess pain in the butt!
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