Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

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let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

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May 19th: International get nudes day

if a guy writes for nudes to a girl she has to send titties, booty and a coochie

Guy: hey it’s May 19th: International get nudes day
Girl: what ?
Guy: International nudes day
Girl: *sends 3 pics*

National Get Back With Your Ex Day

Is a day where you can ask your ex to get back together and they have to say yes or no but it’s up to them.

“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”

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I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

This term secretly means "I'm gonna go have sex"

Created by my retarded friend who asked when I said "I'm gonna go get apple juice." asked if it was a sex term.

Samantha: "Brb I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice."
*Samantha Is Now Offline*
Jenny: "Samantha is such a slut. She's probably gonna do it with a different guy"
Nick: "Ikr"

can we get an f in the chat because

when a person has endured literal hell and needs someone to pay respects.

guy 1 : can we get an f in the chat because i just killed my dog in minecraft
guy 2 : f
guy 3 : rip
guy 4 : damn
idiot that doesnt care : ok boomer

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get free wifi anywhere you go

when u can get free wifi anywhere u go, often followed up by a ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Markass Brownley: Ayy John! i just found a new way to get free wifi anywhere you go!
John: No way bro!! ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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